Of course we love sex so we came up with “Tips for Tricks” to provide you with useful suggestions that can help take your sex life to mind blowing heights. However, before you even get to the sex stage you need to walk through the door that will lead you to either a mini earthquake in your bed or to a night of TV watching on the sofa with a pint of ice cream. That door way is what I like to call the Hot Kiss.
A GOOD kiss can make your heartbeat faster and cause blood to rush from your big head to your smaller head. While a BAD kiss can have you saying in your head, “Ugh I can’t wait until this is over so I can go home and delete his number!” Everything is built around the kiss. There’s the anticipation, the uncertainty of should you be the one to initiate the kiss and of course the wishful thinking that this kiss will lead to so much more.
So the question you should be asking yourself is… How do I know if I’m a good or bad kisser?!? Now most sluts are excellent kissers, because they have so much experience putting that mouth to use. So if you’re a slut then you should be pretty confident that all that practice has gotten you to the head of the class when it comes to kissing. For those who tend to be a little less dirty, we have assembled a panel of sluts (experts) here at Monroe-land who have agreed to share some tips to being a good kisser. In order to conceal their identity we have changed their names so that no one finds out they are mouth –to-mouth experts; please welcome Dustin Monroeinsky, Ridger Clementine and Brosef Manso.
First, let’s establish what constitutes a bad kisser: 1) Bad Breath. No one wants to kiss someone whose breath smells like a bag of onions; so make sure you floss, brush and risen that mouth out before you step outside of your house. 2) Chapped Lips. No one wants to lean in for a kiss and feel like their lips are being attacked by a barbwire. Chap Stick cost less than $2…invest in some! 3) Eyes Wide Open. Are you afraid that the person you are kissing may beat you over the head and steal your wallet? If you’re not worried about that, close your eyes and KEEP THEM CLOSED! Kissing should be sensual, not creepy. Who wants to kiss someone that finds pleasure in staring at foreheads? These experts don’t. 4) Overly aggressive. Having your mouth attacked and teeth hit is a sure fire way to ensure that the condom that is in your wallet STAYS in your wallet. Remember that less is more in the beginning. 5) Lazy Tongue. No one wants to have a tongue come into their mouth and just lay there. If your tongue lacks movement then your hips probably do as well.
Now that we have covered what makes a bad kisser let’s move on to the fun part…good kissing. A good kisser is something we all should aspire to be. Everyone gossips; so you want to make sure that when anyone, who has experienced your kisses, is talking about you gets weak in the knees and happy in the jeans! Some tips to ensure this happens are:
- - Take the person’s head in your hands while you are gazing into his eyes and gentle stroke his face.
- - Lean in nice and slow…thus building the anticipation.
- - Start off slow and build from there. Remember to keep your lips relaxed and inviting.
- - Suck on the lips and tongue LIGHTLY with some slight moaning thrown in there. Move your head from side to side and remember a little shared saliva can be oh so delightful.
- - Make those kisses deeper and harder! Run your hands up and down his back…cup his ass every now and then pulling him closer to you.
- - Pull away and stare in his eyes (so you can see the lust he has for you) and give him a little smile before going back in for more.
There you have it boys, our tips for being a hot kisser. Hope you found this helpful and remember that kissing should be natural and fun. Don’t overthink it…you’re not competing on Jeopardy!
