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MONROE-LAND MAG – “GUNS N ROSES” ISSUE 20
Posted in Covers, Fun Stuff, Men, MODELS, Monroe-land Mag, Monroe-land Magazine Covers, Personality, Tear Sheets, Trashy Tuesdays with tags 2013, Adam Lyon, blog, cover, covers, February, gay, gift guide, Guns N Roses, holidays, issue 20, Justin Monroe, lifestyle, MONROE LAND, monroe land mag, MONROELAND, presents, robot heart attack, Trashy Tuesday, Valentines Day, Video on January 25, 2013 by monroelandTRASHY TUESDAY – “DEAR SANTA” FEATURING JAY ROBERTS
Posted in Editorial, Fun Stuff, Men, MODELS, Monroe-land Mag, Porn star, Trashy Tuesdays, XXX with tags Ass, bad boys, beating, booty, bottom, butts, Christmas, cocaine, cock, coke, daddy, dear santa, dick, drugs, fuck doll, gay, holidays, home, Jay Roberts, Justin Monroe, letter, milk and cookies, MONROE LAND, MONROELAND, muscle, naughty, nice, Plastic, santa claus, sex doll, snow, stud, tattoo, tattoos, Trashy Tuesday, winter, xmas, xxx, xxxmas on December 20, 2012 by monroelandChristmas came early for all you bad boys out there! Check out Monroe-land’s “Dear Santa” and see how nice it is to be naughty.
JUSTIN MONROE’S HOLIDAY GIFT PACKAGE
Posted in Justin as the Model, Men, MODELS, Monroe-land Mag, Personality, Promotion, XXX with tags 2013, book, briefs, calendar, coat of arms, discount, entertainment, flavor of the month, gift, Holiday, holidays, Justin Monroe, MONROE LAND, monroe land toy store. toy store, MONROELAND, package, Rock Bottom, shopping, style, underwear on December 13, 2012 by monroelandEveryone loves a big package! This holiday season MonroeLandToyStore.com is offering a Rockin’ gift package. It includes Justin Monroe’s Rock Bottom book, 2013 “Flavor of the Month” calendar, and a pair of Rock Bottom “Coat of Arms” underwear. That is not all…it will come wrapped so you don’t have to deal with the headache.
Go to www.MonroeLandToyStore.com to order your own.
JUSTIN MONROE’S HOLIDAY GIFT PACKAGE
Posted in Fun Stuff, Justin as the Model, Men, MODELS, Monroe-land Mag, Personality, Porn star, Promotion, Tips for Tricks, XXX with tags 2013, blog, briefs, calendar, Christmas, coat of arms, entertainment, flavor of the month, gay, gift, Holiday, holidays, Jamie Dominic, Jordano Santoro, Justin Monroe, MONROE LAND, monroe land toy store, MONROELAND, muscle, package, Rock Bottom, savings, shopping, stud, studs, style, underwear, variety, wrapped on December 7, 2012 by monroelandEveryone loves a big package! This holiday season MonroeLandToyStore.com is offering a Rockin’ gift package. It includes Justin Monroe’s Rock Bottom book, 2013 “Flavor of the Month” calendar, and a pair of Rock Bottom “Coat of Arms” underwear. That is not all…it will come wrapped so you don’t have to deal with the headache.
Go to www.MonroeLandToyStore.com to order your own.
JUSTIN MONROE’S “HOLLY HO” IMAGE OF VICTOR PO FEATURED IN WHATS HAPPENING MAGAZINE
Posted in Fun Stuff, Men, MODELS, Monroe-land Mag, Personality, Tear Sheets, XXX with tags blog, bloody, Christmas, entertainment, gay, holidays, Justin Monroe, Men, MONROE LAND, MONROELAND, muscle, pink, publishers note, rough, santas helper, stud, Victor Po, Whats Happening Magazine, xmas, xxx, xxxmas on November 30, 2012 by monroelandIt’s xxx-mas time again! Check out What’s Happening Magazine’s December issue.
JUSTIN MONROE FEATURED IN FRONTIERS HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
Posted in Covers, Fun Stuff, Men, Monroe-land Mag, Promotion, Tear Sheets with tags Ass, blog, book, butts, entertainment, Fontiers, FontiersLA, gay, gift guide, holiday gift guide, holidays, Justin Monroe, Los Angeles, muscle men, Rock Bottom, xxx on November 27, 2012 by monroelandCheck out the rest of the list at www.FrontiersLA.com
MARILYN MONROE’S STUFFING RECIPE
Posted in Celebrity, Fun Stuff, MODELS, Monroe-land Mag, Women with tags celebrity, cooking, dinner, food, holidays, icon, Justin Monroe, Marilyn Monroe, pilgrim, recipe, roasted chestnuts, sourdough bread, stuffing, tablespoon pepper, thanksgiving, turkey on November 16, 2012 by monroelandThanksgiving is just around the corner. We all know a good stuffing is a must. What better recipe to post on Monroe-land than Marilyn Monroe’s?
Marilyn channeling pilgrim realness for the holiday.
Time: 2 hours
No garlic
A 10-ounce loaf sourdough bread
1/2 pound chicken or turkey livers or hearts
1/2 pound ground round or other beef
1 tablespoon cooking oil
4 stalks celery, chopped
1 large onion, chopped
2 cups chopped curly parsley
2 eggs, hard boiled, chopped
1 1/2 cups raisins
1 cup grated Parmesan
1 1/4 cups chopped walnuts, pine nuts or roasted chestnuts, or a combination
2 teaspoons dried crushed rosemary
2 teaspoons dried crushed oregano
2 teaspoons dried crushed thyme
3 bay leaves
1 tablespoon salt-free, garlic-free poultry seasoning (or 1 teaspoon dried sage, 1 teaspoon marjoram, 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger and 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg)
1 tablespoon kosher salt, plus more to taste
1 tablespoon pepper.
1. Split the bread loaf in half and soak it in a large bowl of cold water for 15 minutes. Wring out excess water over a colander and shred into pieces.
2. Boil the livers or hearts for 8 minutes in salted water, then chop until no piece is larger than a coffee bean.
3. In a skillet over medium-high heat, brown the ground beef in the oil, stirring occasionally and breaking up the meat, so no piece is larger than a pistachio.
4. In your largest mixing bowl, combine the sourdough, livers, ground beef, celery, onion, parsley, eggs, raisins, Parmesan and nuts, tossing gently with your hands to combine. Whisk the rosemary, oregano, thyme, bay leaves, poultry seasoning, salt and pepper together in a bowl, scatter over the stuffing and toss again with your hands. Taste and adjust for salt. Refrigerate, covered, until ready to use as a stuffing or to bake separately as dressing.
Yield: 20 cups, enough for one large turkey, 2 to 3 geese or 8 chickens.
JUSTIN MONROE’S FAMOUS RUMPKIN PIE RECIPE
Posted in Justin as the Model, Men, Monroe-land Mag, Personality, Promotion, Tips for Tricks, XXX with tags Ass, blog, bondage, booty, butts, chef, cornfield, gay, Halloween, holidays, Justin Monroe, Justin's Ass, MONROE LAND, MONROELAND, pumpkin ass, pumpkin pie recipe, rumpkin, tasty, tattoos on October 31, 2012 by monroeland
- Total Time: 1 hr 35 min
- Prep : 15 min
- Inactive: 30 min
- Cook: 50 min
- Yield: 6 to 8 servings
- Level: Easy
Ingredients
- 1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese, softened
- 2 cups canned pumpkin, mashed
- 1 cup sugar
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
- 1 egg plus 2 egg yolks, slightly beaten
- 1 cup half-and-half
- 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) melted butter
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
- 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger, optional
- 1 piece pre-made pie dough
- Whipped cream, for topping
Directions
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F.
Place 1 piece of pre-made pie dough down into a (9-inch) pie pan and press down along the bottom and all sides. Pinch and crimp the edges together to make a pretty pattern. Put the pie shell back into the freezer for 1 hour to firm up. Fit a piece of aluminum foil to cover the inside of the shell completely. Fill the shell up to the edges with pie weights or dried beans (about 2 pounds) and place it in the oven. Bake for 10 minutes, remove the foil and pie weights and bake for another 10 minutes or until the crust is dried out and beginning to color.
For the filling, in a large mixing bowl, beat the cream cheese with a hand mixer. Add the pumpkin and beat until combined. Add the sugar and salt, and beat until combined. Add the eggs mixed with the yolks, half-and-half, and melted butter, and beat until combined. Finally, add the vanilla, cinnamon, and ginger, if using, and beat until incorporated.
Pour the filling into the warm prepared pie crust and bake for 50 minutes, or until the center is set. Place the pie on a wire rack and cool to room temperature. Cut into slices and top each piece with a generous amount of whipped cream.
MONROE-LAND MAG – “DARK MEAT” ISSUE 17
Posted in Covers, Fun Stuff, Men, Monroe-land Mag, Monroe-land Magazine Covers, Tear Sheets, Trashy Tuesdays with tags 2012, Ass, Black guys, blog, butts, chocolate, cover, gay, holidays, Justin Monroe, MONROE LAND, MONROELAND, muscle, November, recipe, sexy, Steven Dehler, stud, stuffing, tasty, Trashy Tuesday, V Bozeman, xxx on October 26, 2012 by monroelandMonroe-land’s November issue featuring the hot and sexxxy, Tim McClellan as the cover boy. If you like him, wait until Trashy Tuesday rolls around next week piggies!
WWW.MONROELANDTOYSTORE.COM – COMING SOON
Posted in Men, MODELS, Monroe-land Mag, Porn star, Promotion, XXX with tags adult toys, Ass, BOYS, Boys R Us, Christmas, coming soon, designer pieces, dick, gas masks, gay, gay blog, gifts, Girls, holidays, Justin Monroe, Monroe, MONROE LAND, MONROELAND, plastic fantastic, shopping gallery on September 21, 2012 by monroelandComing soon for your holiday shopping pleasure. Monroelandtoystore.com will cater to all you naughty little girls and boys. Browse through our galleries of naughty under-gear, gas masks, club apparel, books, calenders, and the wonderful things you want the fat man to bring you this year. Happy Holidays from Monroe-land.
