MONROE-LANDS 2011 Holiday Gift Guide
We love Christmas time at Monroe-land and every year we like to remember what the season is really all about…GIFTS! In this materialistic world gift giving the best ways to show someone that you care. This holiday season we wanted to find out what presents our favorite little piggies at Monroe-land had on their Santa wish list, the material goods that will keep their hearts warm and keep smiles on their faces.
Our dear friend CHI CHI LARUE wants more than anything a new pink Coach purse and more will power
Amanda Lepore simply asks for anything above 5 karats and/or above 8 inches
Victor “Princess” Po wants a new IPAD 2, the new Gucci bag and
Kim Kardashian’s Justin Monroe’s ass
Adam Killian says the Swarovski 2011 crystal snowflake is dazzling to me right now and Oh So Masculine! also to add to his Christmas mas list
12 inches throbbing
11 tongues a licking
10 hungry bottoms
9 voyeurs watching
8 cameras rolling
7 tops a fucking
6 grams of powder
5 gold cock rings
4 hands massaging
3 bootys bouncing
2 days of sexing
1 Ryan’s (his husband) ass devoted to me
Ester Goldberg has only two holiday wishes this year, one being the entire Dutch Soccer team and the other a can of Crisco
Ben Patrick Johnson dreams of a new blue tooth, anything from the Apple store and Mario Lopez all to himself.
As for the ring leader of Monroe-land what does he have on his Santa wish list this year? Justin says for Christmas this year he wants to go on a trip to Brazil, a two man Snuggie and for Paris Hilton to just go away.
Happy Holidays guys we hope you get everything you want and more! And don’t forget “Rock Bottom” 2012 calendar makes the ultimate gift this season so get yours before before they are all gone and have to resort to pepper spraying people to get one! Cheers!
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