He is sexy as hell. But I need to talk about my phobia of dirty underwear. Yes, please do not laugh. I am especially traumatized by dirty white socks.
Now turning my phobia 360 degrees, I would love to see a photo shoot where a hot, hard, naked model is put in a very dirty setting wearing only knee-high white socks. But for every shot the socks are changed to a brand new pair and pulled up to the same knee-high level. In every shot where the rest of him is getting dirty, those lovely bright white clean knee-high socks shine out.