“HUMPTY BUMPTY” – Starring PEREZ HILTON BY JUSTIN MONROE

Humpty Bumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Bumpty had a great fall
All the kings whores and all the kings men
could not put Humpty together again…..

All dressed up ready to hit the town, looking for some babes and on the hunt for a few kilos the spoiled millionaire gangster takes his fat round bottom and heads to Hollywood for some SIN, getting his party on and a three way he will never forget. While high as a kite Humpty falls off a wall to his ultimate demise. The cocaine fueled incident was all over the papers and blogs throughout the world. Like all things Hollywood Humpty’s PR team were all over it and made the whole incident seem like it was “accident” and Humpty was the victim. The publicity from the accident has propelled Humpty to A-list status once again. Just goes to show you that anything can happen in La La Land and often does. Don’t we all love a good Happy Ending?!?!?!

Humpty Bumpty By Justin Monroe

Starring: Perez Hilton, Adam Killian, Luis Soto, Angela Henderson, Mika Sheree

Make up : Melanie Manson

Hair:  Melanie Saunders

Wardrobe: Marina Toybina

Body Paint: Nelly Reccia

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