MONROE-LAND’S TIPS FOR TRICKS: TIP #1 The Perfect Asshole
Hey boys remember when you were that super tight, super fresh pink holed boy 15 year old virgin on the gay block, or has it been so long you cant even remember. Have the years of slutty behavior taken a pounding on your once youthful hole? Well fear not anymore, we have the solution to revitalize that youthful image that you have longed to regain. drum role please……………ANAL BLEACHING. “Anal bleaching has become the new in-thing among porn stars, strippers and celebrities” Here in Los Angeles we are fortunate enough (or crazy) to have the luxury of Pink Cheeks Salon were expert anal bleach-ologist Cindy Esser-Thorin, can take that hole from HELL NO to YES PLEASE in just one session. you’ll definitely be happy and it’ll show from ear to ear or rather check to cheek. Of course if you dont live in LA and can’t justify spending money on the air fare to get your ass to Pink Cheeks, there are a couple at home solutions for you readily available. For a small price of $50+shipping Pink Cheeks can send you your very own 2oz bottle of their own “Amazing Anal Bleach”, such a small price for so much happiness dont you think? Another product that will do the trick boys is the South Beach Bleach and gels for sensitive areas. whats the point of doing that south beach diet if you can’t have that south beach hole?
Ok so seriously speaking though if your that universal BLACKHOLE your shit out of luck, no pun intended but if are looking to regain the sparkle or brightsmile on your butthole anal bleaching is IT! Of course like all things great its gonna take maintenance so touch ups are a must and shaving its not optional. A pearl is worthless if its not seen hidden in the shell right? So next time your at the bleach wearing that butt floss swimwear or dancing on that pole you’ll never have to worry if your sphincter is not light enough and will it affect you image. OK boys thats your trick tip number one. Hope it changes your life.